McDonnell announces that he will fight big government by creating more government!
Republicans are so cute. The sad thing is, Republican politicians and their know-nothing minions (of course by “minions” I mean legions of “old, angry white people” accompanied by a smattering of self-loathing minorities) read a sentence like this and think “yep, that’s a good idea!” because they lack basic critical thinking skills.
McDonnell’s inauguration speech also took aim at leaders Washington. “The founders recognized that government closest to the people works best.” In an effort to curb the growth of government, McDonnell quickly created a commission on government reform and restructuring.
I mean, really? That’s like me announcing that I’m going to quit drinking alcohol while at the same time downing a bottle of champagne.